Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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