I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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