5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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