I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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