It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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