Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Randomize
