So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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