New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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