Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dear god my vagina.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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