Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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