i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Houston, we have a blender
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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