when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just want nice things and good sex
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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