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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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