check it out our google latitudes are spooning
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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