yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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