so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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