no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Girls should come with a carfax report
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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