love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
