it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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