I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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