I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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