There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
smell my finger.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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