that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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