Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
