the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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