I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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