i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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