It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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