Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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