There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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