Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
