You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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