it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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