last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
