She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
