There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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