i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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