i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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