ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
How external is "for external use only"?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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