Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The best revenge is premature balding
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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