so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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