i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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