The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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