break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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