is your mom at the bar?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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