worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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