Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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