I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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