great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
