before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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