so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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