why didn't you poke me back
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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