Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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