3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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