i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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