Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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